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Empirical Boardroom

by Scotty Cyanide & His Bad Self Band

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Do you like horror movies? Tell me, do you like foreign horror movies? Wanna take a bloodbath in my jacuzzi? Isn't that how they do in Italian horror movies? Dialogue in subtitles again. Die along in subtitles, man. Words like "aiuto," "coltellata," and "scusi." Isn't that how they do it in horror movies? Dialogue in subtitles again. Die along. In subtitles, man. That's why I'd tie myself to you the way that faulty humans do. Not half a chance or half a clue between the all of me and you.
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And I would cry for what we'd lost, but what'd we really have in the first place? Spend my time watchin' Who's the Boss because you can't 86 what you can't afford to quit. But I might get fucking pissed when really I just miss... I just miss too much about the modern world. Uh-huh... There's too much I miss about the modern world.
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Empirical boardroom: Mistaking fact for fiction. Stripping truth from definition behind a bottom line partition to pad the gulf profits of the divide. "Those are some ill-advised shorts, dude," sighed another ballerina, an Amanda or Christina. Blown whistle or ocarina. Pituitary plasm in double-wide. Let's all get bad tattoos. A down payment on damnation for hymanic perforation. Feel the cold recalcitration of all the hold-outs among the divine.

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released May 5, 2018

All songs written, recorded, and engineered by Scott Homiak at Dig Up A Pony Studios (portable) in spring 2018.

Thanks and apologies to Emory Douglas, Gerald Ford, and the disembodied hands of corporate stooges the world over.

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Scotty Cyanide & His Bad Self Band Lambertville, New Jersey

Born on the bayou and left on the side of the road. Voodoo can't tame him. No jury could blame him... Scotty Cyanide and the only backing players you can ever truly rely on: His Bad Self.

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